Thursday, March 5, 2009

Beyonce - "I'm a role model to the Obama girls"

Oh hell naw, Bytch! Not when you're giving strip teases to married men on stage! OK, let me report the news and stop giving my opinion. Recently, Theres a highly suspect quote given by Beyonce Knowles to a British publication concerning a conversation that allegedly took place between herself and First Lady Michelle Obama.
The suspect quote comes from a conversation about Beyonce’s ‘role model’ status in the Obama girls’ lives. Check this quote out folks:

“She {Michelle Obama}told me that she was very happy that her children had an artist like myself and — I don’t even feel right saying this - she said she was happy they had me to look up to.”

WTF, why would an Ivy League educated sista such as Michelle Obama say this to a half naked woman who hasn't even graduated high school? The bitty is so inappropriate that she couldn't sing one of her own songs for the Obamas first dance, and she had to resort to singing someone elses song because all of her lyrics are either elementary or to sexual for such an occasion. Girl, BYE!

Messy Beyce'

I created a new name for Beyonce and its Messy Beyce' (pronounced Bessie). Beyonce will be in EBONY magazine April 2009 issue sounding like a pig again. Shes insulting herself just to appear normal to her fans. I think this is the worst approach to take in order to appear normal because it is not typical for a woman to be messy, women are usually neat and tidy- but I guess this is the way her mama rasied her to be. Check it out:

“I’m a little messy. Oh, yeah. Whenever I’m out in public, I have to be put together. When I get home, I rebel against it and I don’t want to take care of anything. I drop it. I’m relaxed. I don’t have any shoes on. No makeup. My purse is in the kitchen. I think that is most difficult thing for him. He’s very, very organized. I’m extremely organized when I’m working, and I work so much that when I get home I don’t want to think about anything.”
As for what Jay-Z does that get on her nerves: She laughs, “I won’t say.

I know what it is that gets on her nerves in regards to Jay-Z... he farts a lot (thats what my source told me)

***sidenote*** as you can see, the magazine cover claims that Beyonce has evolved. Evolved from what? Shes been claiming to be messy for years now!!

Beyonce in a Commercial

Please look at this video of Beyonce appearing as a newscaster to Elizabeth Banks and Eva Longoria Parker for a L’OrĂ©al Paris TV Ad. Beyonce is so absent minded and lost that she doesn't even notice that shes not the star of the commercial. In the commercial, it appears that Beyonce is not star quality enough to strut her stuff down the runway, but shes good enough to sit there and smile in the camera like a stuffed animal. Why did they have the black girl (Beyonce) with her back to the camera in most scenes? Now, y'all know I can't stand Beyonce but I think this commercial is a little racist and I'm guess you can say I am sorta pizzed off about it. OK - I'm over it already. That wig sitting up on her head is atrocious, and those teeth appear to be getting smaller and smaller as she gets older.

Keri Hilson disses Beyonce

Everywhere you look on the internet today, you see the news about a diss from Keri Hilson in regards to Beyonce and Ciara. This diss was rightfully broadcast to everyone and I didn't see anything wrong with it. I wish Beyonce would sit her azz down and have some kids, after all - isn't she pushing 30 with her messy azz. Anyway, lets get back to the point...

Keris real beef stems back from the song, "Love in this Club II". Sources say Keri was mad at Usher because he initially wanted to collaborate with Keri for his "Love In The Club" remix, but scrapped her vocals from the track after Beyonce was in the studio and heard how hot it was, then Beyonce asked to be on the track....Usher didn't hesitate one second to put on Beyonce and scrap Keri. Sources say he felt bad about tossing Keri - so he just put Keri as the love interest in the video (we all know how messy that got). The verse Beyonce sang was in fact written by Keri so all of you lame azz bloggers out there need to get up on your game and stop saying that Keri didn't write anything for Beyonce. Maybe you should take Keris advice and "check the credits ho".
Anyway, Keri Hilson still received her check and publishing rights, but it was a blow to Keris ego because the remix ended up being a hit, and a lost opportunity of stardom.... all because Beyonce couldn't sit her azz down somewhere. Here is the verse for those of you who are lost... This is a diss track which wasn't even Keris idea. It was the idea of Polow da Don and Keri said she sorta regrets it. Keri, if you are reading this girl - don't regret it...shoo, Beyonce needs to take a back seat and realize that shes not that hot!

"I ain’t trying to start no mess but there’s something on my chest/ that I need to get off/ cause you turning me off /your vision cloudy if you think you the best, you can dance/ you can sing / but need to move it to the left/She need to go have some babies/She need to sit down she fake/them other chicks ain’t even worth my time to talk about/Been getting dollars/ go and get your money up/Go head and tell these folks how long I’ve been writing your song/ I been putting you on/ Just check the credits ho/ And if you want me you can find me in Decatur ho.”

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

I'm coming back!

Look, as you know - I was pretty much shut down and up the paddle without a creek but believe me, I am coming back with a strong vengeance due to the way I was treated. Now, I can't say whether or not it was Beyonce and her legal goons who shut me down, the point is that I AM BACK and just give me some time to set shyt up and we are going to be rolling again! I love y'all to death!